Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not gonna work, Cartman!

Yeah, dad. Just thinking.

Everyone knows you're acting this way by day

Let's see. Red, you got any zingers for the crowd?

and see what he's saying about us.

We know you're tired.

those nostalgic memberberries we know and love.

And that's just the kind of sexist bull crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen.

Don't mind Cristina. She has a little sand in her vagina...

Why would you care?

You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh?

just seeing if, uh, I can get your support

then he speaks for all you boys.

I'm going to the bathroom.

with a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.

What the hell are you doing?!

Up 10%. Can you believe that shit?

We are live at South Park Elementary school,

Sit your ass down.

while Hitler rose to power were... were maybe somehow also responsible?

is about to take on the Jefferson Sabers.

Oh! And J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike!

but they can often be misleading.

Hey, girls are funny Wendy, okay? Get over it.

The moment has arrived.

Member Zenitram? Oh I member Zenitram!

People actually think a turd is worse than a douche!

and now if we get gender wars, too?

Hello, everyone, and welcome back.

Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights.

I am joined by the Republican nominee... a Giant Douche.

to try and stop the damage he has done.

You're my advisers, for Christ's sake! How do we do this?!

and they'll all die, too!

How could someone think these things are bad?

I'm not gonna let you divide boys and girls in this school anymore!

That's what I have to do.