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Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
who was a little black boy named Token.
It's skank-hunt42, and no, I am not.
Yeah! Yeah!
How can anyone be calm in a time like this?!
I Don't Feel Like Being Funny Right Now.
They sat it out because you were harassing them online!
- We didn't do it. - We all know who did.
People got the Rina? We should
people just get more stoked on me!
Everyone turning out to see what's gonna happen.
So, by our estimates, it's roughly 7.6 million people
The newest Gallup poll results are in,
Maybe if you swam in a pool in Florida,
thinking about guys.
Send in Mr. Cartman.
Oh, and 'member Bionic Man?
Come on, Nichole! Sit it out!
the old one had, but some new surprises, as well.
If I quit, I look like a total jackass.
I have to keep running,
that it's just because girls don't have a sense of humor.
how fat you are and how you want to have sex with guys
and that I really have been doing what I've been doing
But of course what everyone is really here for...
I'm gonna be the president, and you're gonna be in charge
But I can assure you, nobody respected
I'm sure to lose this election.
German collective guilt, right?
the trolling you've received on the Internet.
and traded place...
Just the other day in the hallway,
Now please rise for the national anthem.
in solidarity to please rise,
that your opponent will gain any momentum from this poll?
What is wrong with people, huh?
He saved Star Wars,
'Kay, that's good. Now, just try and say it a little bit funnier now.
What are you doing about Eric Cartman?
I'm telling you, they really take the edge off.
Well, I hear you, but, you know, sometimes in life,
Well, I'll be in my office if you want to talk.
Are you telling me that we're about to be voted into office,
- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, I 'member that.
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