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Hey, Kyle. You okay, son?

and nobody's doing anything about it.

You can put my wife and I both down for Turd Sandwich.

You're just trying to start a war, aren't you?

If I win, I won't be able to do what I promised.

Yeah! Those ads that are trying to kill us?

You're just gonna have to do something awful

Ladies and gentlemen...

Everything's getting a reboot now.

comes out of nowhere and sits down for...

He was on his way to visit his grandma,

- 'Member explorers? - The little kids in a spaceship?

I can't wait Tell me, tell me!!

and we have no idea what the fuck we're gonna do?!

Attention parents and grandparents of young children.

I don't really care! Just don't drag me into it!

Fuck them all to death!

Oh, well, well, who said that?

of all foreign and domestic policies!

'Member Slimer?

Just do women's comedy stuff... You know, talk about

Look! There's Wendy's mom with a dick in her mouth, too?!

Okay, and then... and then... And then just go my vagina!

You'd have to be an absolute asshole not to stand and support it.

a viable plan in place if you were to be elected president.

Great. And will you be voting for the Giant Douche

that I believe in, and that's fuck them all to death!