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STOP FARTING, PEDRO! IT'S SO STINKY!
I get it.
Hee! Hee-hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee.
- Didn't you lose your virginity to Mom? - Mm-hmm.
- Anything? - Anything.
you are the first good thing to happen to us in this godforsaken country.
You got it!
You wanted both steaks.
Oh, that's what drugs and alcohol are for.
Sometimes. More often than I'd like.
I said postpone the steaks! I don't have the wine!
Well, if you won't eat for me, maybe you'll do it for...
those toys will be a thing of the past.
Tonight, when Steve's asleep, I'm gonna go in and get rid of all his toys.
- !Hola! - So cute! Oh, so cute!
You guys wanna pet'em?
Ahh.,97 Toyota Camry.
- What about your baby? - Keep it!