Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was a good episode.

Should we do some hand stuff? Hand job? Hand job?

Rip his throat out with your teeth, Jessi!

I wanna put it as my senior quote on my yearbook page.

What if they rupture?

Hey, Val, Kurt. Are you guys busy?

I bet she doesn't know whether to brush it or flush it.

-No, no, no, Spunk History. -Hmm.

but then I don't get to, like, you know, uh... finish?

I just was, you know, wondering... I'm supposed to finger my girlfriend--

Boy, oh, boy. That last episode, the one that took place in the future,

You mean Drunk History?

♪ And I'm trying ♪

Unfortunately, yes.

like a motorcycle blowing up in front of a bikini woman.

Uh, right. Finish.

Oh! Hachi machi, this stuff is strong.

Hi, I'm Gayle King,

Is it me or does she have Waffle House bangs?

Maybe you should talk to her.

♪ 'Cause all of the downs and the uppers Keep making love to each other ♪

You've come to the right place.

you might want to try some self-medicating.

It's just this excruciating pain in my nuts

Can you do a small circle? Faster! Faster!

Not that I'm complaining. I could use the cardio.

like it's a vending machine and your Cheetos didn't fall down,

He liked guys, and they put him in jail for it.

-I'm sorry, what do you mean? -It-- it's underneath.

-It's just blue balls. -Oh, God, I'm sorry.

-but I have some issues with the method. -Really?

and if you're not ready by then,

♪ Hands to myself ♪

Interfaith Council meeting?

Fucking Hollywood.

[both] Why do you hate us, Jessi?

Now, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays]

We don't have to do anything that we're not comfortable doing.

-Oh, babe. -Elbow-deep.

I'd say lesbians would probably know exactly how to please a girl.

as I go live all day and answer questions from literally anyone.

For example, there's this dude, Oscar Wilde.

I'll be right there!

-Listen-- -You want to go to urgent care?

Well, if you have access to a hand,

You must be Dora I’m a penis