Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

I'd say lesbians would probably know exactly how to please a girl.

We don't have to do anything that we're not comfortable doing.

Boy, oh, boy. That last episode, the one that took place in the future,

and if you're not ready by then,

Interfaith Council meeting?

-It's just blue balls. -Oh, God, I'm sorry.

but then I don't get to, like, you know, uh... finish?

like it's a vending machine and your Cheetos didn't fall down,

like a motorcycle blowing up in front of a bikini woman.

I bet she doesn't know whether to brush it or flush it.

Is it me or does she have Waffle House bangs?

-Listen-- -You want to go to urgent care?

Uh, right. Finish.

Well, if you have access to a hand,

♪ Hands to myself ♪

I just was, you know, wondering... I'm supposed to finger my girlfriend--

I wanna put it as my senior quote on my yearbook page.

-I'm sorry, what do you mean? -It-- it's underneath.

Rip his throat out with your teeth, Jessi!

Can you do a small circle? Faster! Faster!

Not that I'm complaining. I could use the cardio.

♪ 'Cause all of the downs and the uppers Keep making love to each other ♪

You've come to the right place.

-Oh, babe. -Elbow-deep.

[both] Why do you hate us, Jessi?

-but I have some issues with the method. -Really?

Fucking Hollywood.

Hi, I'm Gayle King,

That was a good episode.

I'll be right there!

Oh! Hachi machi, this stuff is strong.

You must be Dora I’m a penis

You mean Drunk History?

-No, no, no, Spunk History. -Hmm.

It's just this excruciating pain in my nuts

He liked guys, and they put him in jail for it.

Should we do some hand stuff? Hand job? Hand job?

you might want to try some self-medicating.

♪ And I'm trying ♪

Maybe you should talk to her.

Hey, Val, Kurt. Are you guys busy?

What if they rupture?

Unfortunately, yes.

as I go live all day and answer questions from literally anyone.

For example, there's this dude, Oscar Wilde.

-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays]