Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For real! Honey, take a Benadryl and slap that dick around, okay?
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
Yeah, we weren't even in it!
♪ Can't keep my hands to myself ♪
Her hair... Now that's a big deal.
-Oh, that Flo! Coming! -[chimes]
-Jay! -[sighs]
-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, no.
Hey, Michael Angelo, I'm um...
You know how straight people are.
-so you really gotta reach up. -And they like that?
Yeah! If we're not, then I'm gonna have a word with Mark Levin.
You better do something
Send him an eggplant and an avocado emoji and say, "Hungry for your cock-amole."
Kinda big league... Big League Chew!
-Hey. -Hey.
Oh, those are my pubes, the Knights of St. Joseph.
-Yeah. -Like that?
He's one of those four "Created By" names at the end of the theme song.
It should be fun. Why else would we do it?
♪ And you should know if I could ♪
Oh, okay, you want me to finger you.
I forgot about this.
Would
Because you jerked off willy-nilly?
In the meantime, shall we take a 45-minute shower?
-Prude. -Yes, so prude.
-All right. -Okay, I'll be back.
If I'm stuck in here, I can't write Billy Elliot." [chuckles]
Oh, fuck, yeah. This is exactly what you wanna do.
So get lost, 'cause this is making me horny!
-Okay, where was I? -[man] The Bible.
What do you two lesbos know about pleasing a girl, anyway?
-that turns into a cramp in my stomach. -Oh, God.
Nick, come on. There's nothing to it.
And God says, "It's Adam and Eve,
way out of proportion.
♪ But people say what they wanna say ♪
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm--
…you could, you know, give me a hand job?
Wrong! I once discussed this very matter with my mom's boyfriend in the kitchen
It's a delicate dance in just 17 steps.
-Fuck you! -[groans]
[Lola] No, no. Now, go out.
Oh, yeah. Slime's gonna come out. [sighs]
And Marsha P. Johnson, she threw out the first pitch.
-Really? -And before you ask,
You know what? I'm gonna complain to Mark Levin about this.
It's better than what you just did to my previously eager hole.
-No, like, gently. -Oh, okay.
It's your hand job!
Whoo! That's what I'm talking about!
Devon is divorcing you
-Seventeen? -Look.
Gayle, it all started when my husband Devon divorced me