Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know how straight people are.
It should be fun. Why else would we do it?
For real! Honey, take a Benadryl and slap that dick around, okay?
It's a delicate dance in just 17 steps.
And Marsha P. Johnson, she threw out the first pitch.
I forgot about this.
-Hey. -Hey.
Nick, come on. There's nothing to it.
-Really? -And before you ask,
It's better than what you just did to my previously eager hole.
You better do something
-Okay, where was I? -[man] The Bible.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm--
Oh, yeah. Slime's gonna come out. [sighs]
-Fuck you! -[groans]
way out of proportion.
Oh, okay, you want me to finger you.
Because you jerked off willy-nilly?
-Seventeen? -Look.
What do you two lesbos know about pleasing a girl, anyway?
And God says, "It's Adam and Eve,
He's one of those four "Created By" names at the end of the theme song.
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
Wrong! I once discussed this very matter with my mom's boyfriend in the kitchen
-No, like, gently. -Oh, okay.
-that turns into a cramp in my stomach. -Oh, God.
Yeah, we weren't even in it!
-so you really gotta reach up. -And they like that?
♪ And you should know if I could ♪
It's your hand job!
-Oh, that Flo! Coming! -[chimes]
Send him an eggplant and an avocado emoji and say, "Hungry for your cock-amole."
Kinda big league... Big League Chew!
Hey, Michael Angelo, I'm um...
Oh, fuck, yeah. This is exactly what you wanna do.
You know what? I'm gonna complain to Mark Levin about this.
Whoo! That's what I'm talking about!
If I'm stuck in here, I can't write Billy Elliot." [chuckles]
…you could, you know, give me a hand job?
Yeah! If we're not, then I'm gonna have a word with Mark Levin.
-Jay! -[sighs]
-All right. -Okay, I'll be back.
So get lost, 'cause this is making me horny!
♪ Can't keep my hands to myself ♪
Gayle, it all started when my husband Devon divorced me
-Prude. -Yes, so prude.
-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, no.
-Yeah. -Like that?
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
♪ But people say what they wanna say ♪
Oh, those are my pubes, the Knights of St. Joseph.
Her hair... Now that's a big deal.
Devon is divorcing you
Would
In the meantime, shall we take a 45-minute shower?
[Lola] No, no. Now, go out.