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It's a funny word 'cause it's a funny-looking thing.
Nick, you interrupted me! Now I have to do it all over again.
Oh. Okay! It's there!
It's a Fanny Word, isn't it? "Penis." Say itwith me.
[laughs] Matthew! You're so funny.
If it's not, I'm gonna probably go crazy.
-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]
He assured me that if you wanna keep your man, you gotta put out!
No worries, I'll just sit on the floor and catch up on my stories.
And the government should pay for tampons!
God, that's a great visual, but the method does work.
"The Glouberman method"?
Totally! I can get on board for that.
Would
Hey, what are we gonna do with all our newfound free time?
Because I am a doctor, not his girlfriend.
Is she, though?
[Jay] Okay, okay.
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
I'm just saying it's lame to only focus on the boys, okay? What about us?
-That's okay. It's there for a reason. -Oh! Oh! Oh!
But it did get me thinking...
What happened?
I wonder what they're gonna do with this episode.
[Andrew] Well, it's got a wide nozzle.
My father just dropped dead!
No! I'm the Ultimate Fuck Machine, guys!
What?
Aren't you gonna try the Glouberman method?
I want to go in!
You gotta practice, man.
Jay, honey, have you been following this Devins story?
Oh, God, at the exact moment I deviated from the method...
I have carpal tunnel,
-Broderick hasn't even kissed a boy. -Oh!
-Oh, God, should we be? -Ooh! Ooh! He just squeezed your hand.
But what if he's not?
Because of the sacrifices of your gay forefathers.
A lotion, pump, pump, pump.
The kid sleeps through everything.
Yeah, well, that seems really cool.
and tried to make him into a completely different person?
-Is that... -Yes, Jay!