Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Andrew] Well, it's got a wide nozzle.
Because of the sacrifices of your gay forefathers.
My father just dropped dead!
I have carpal tunnel,
What?
-Oh, God, should we be? -Ooh! Ooh! He just squeezed your hand.
I want to go in!
Oh, God, at the exact moment I deviated  from the method...
Is she, though?
Because I am a doctor, not his girlfriend.
-Broderick hasn't even kissed a boy. -Oh!
-That's okay. It's there for a reason. -Oh! Oh! Oh!
-Is that... -Yes, Jay!
Jay, honey, have you been following this Devins story?
It's a Fanny Word, isn't it? "Penis." Say itwith me.
No! I'm the Ultimate Fuck Machine, guys!
Aren't you gonna try the Glouberman method?
"The Glouberman method"?
But what if he's not?
He assured me that if you wanna keep your man, you gotta put out!
No worries, I'll just sit on the floor and catch up on my stories.
-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]
It's a funny word 'cause it's a funny-looking thing.
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
A lotion, pump, pump, pump.
Nick, you interrupted me! Now I have to do it all over again.
What happened?
If it's not, I'm gonna probably go crazy.
But it did get me thinking...
Would
[Jay] Okay, okay.
and tried to make him into a completely different person?
I'm just saying it's lame to only focus on the boys, okay? What about us?
Totally! I can get on board for that.
Hey, what are we gonna do with all our newfound free time?
Yeah, well, that seems really cool.
God, that's a great visual, but the method does work.
I wonder what they're gonna do with this episode.
You gotta practice, man.
Oh. Okay! It's there!
And the government should pay for tampons!
[laughs] Matthew! You're so funny.
The kid sleeps through everything.