Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Okay! It's there!
My father just dropped dead!
You gotta practice, man.
Because of the sacrifices of your gay forefathers.
[Jay] Okay, okay.
No worries, I'll just sit on the floor and catch up on my stories.
[laughs] Matthew! You're so funny.
I have carpal tunnel,
-Broderick hasn't even kissed a boy. -Oh!
He assured me that if you wanna keep your man, you gotta put out!
-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]
and tried to make him into a completely different person?
[Andrew] Well, it's got a wide nozzle.
I'm just saying it's lame to only focus on the boys, okay? What about us?
Hey, what are we gonna do with all our newfound free time?
It's a Fanny Word, isn't it? "Penis." Say itwith me.
-Is that... -Yes, Jay!
Is she, though?
What?
Yeah, well, that seems really cool.
It's a funny word 'cause it's a funny-looking thing.
I want to go in!
No! I'm the Ultimate Fuck Machine, guys!
Oh, God, at the exact moment I deviated  from the method...
If it's not, I'm gonna probably go crazy.
Would
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
-That's okay. It's there for a reason. -Oh! Oh! Oh!
"The Glouberman method"?
Aren't you gonna try the Glouberman method?
And the government should pay for tampons!
Because I am a doctor, not his girlfriend.
God, that's a great visual, but the method does work.
Totally! I can get on board for that.
What happened?
The kid sleeps through everything.
Nick, you interrupted me! Now I have to do it all over again.
Jay, honey, have you been following this Devins story?
A lotion, pump, pump, pump.
But it did get me thinking...
-Oh, God, should we be? -Ooh! Ooh! He just squeezed your hand.
But what if he's not?
I wonder what they're gonna do with this episode.