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And, uh... And so now I'm just, like, in massive agony.
-I'm sorry. Am I doing something wrong? -I mean, you turn me on,
I told you, he who cums without discipline invites chaos.
Was it because Devin never listened to anything Devon ever said
Out of the way! These blue balls are about to explode!
Two dinners at two different Panda Expresses?
-[whimpering] -[EKG flatlines]
What?
But if I was to do it, like, do you have any advice?
Hey, y'all. Devon here.
I'm not obsessive.
Go in slowly, okay?
-All right, take your hand south. -You like that?
I don't know, Maury, I don't think I'm ready to give Aiden a hand job.
Oh, my God. It's a penis.
[spits]
Whoa! And who are the archers?
So when the Bible was happening, the prophet Abraham was like...
Please respect my privacy
Sold. Can I have my money?
You're so alone.
She's a meanie-bo-beanie, and I don't like it.
Where are those free tampons?
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
And then the laws started to change, so now we have
-[clicks] -["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
pride parades,
Four coats, including primer.
Everybody talks about it. I just don't know what it is.
I'm ready to do that thing that we said we would do.
Have fun at your Interfaith Council meeting!
Oh, God, no! Do you really do that every time you jerk off?
[chuckles] Okay, my friends are full of shit.
Teach me the ways of your kingdom.
Ay! [groans]
What happened? Did you cum?