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Ay! [groans]
pride parades,
Out of the way! These blue balls are about to explode!
Everybody talks about it. I just don't know what it is.
I told you, he who cums without discipline invites chaos.
-[clicks] -["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
Hey, y'all. Devon here.
Go in slowly, okay?
She's a meanie-bo-beanie, and I don't like it.
-[whimpering] -[EKG flatlines]
Teach me the ways of your kingdom.
Sold. Can I have my money?
Oh, my God. It's a penis.
Have fun at your Interfaith Council meeting!
And, uh... And so now I'm just, like, in massive agony.
[spits]
I'm not obsessive.
Whoa! And who are the archers?
I don't know, Maury, I don't think I'm ready to give Aiden a hand job.
Was it because Devin never listened to anything Devon ever said
And then the laws started to change, so now we have
What happened? Did you cum?
Four coats, including primer.
-I'm sorry. Am I doing something wrong? -I mean, you turn me on,
You're so alone.
What?
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
Where are those free tampons?
Please respect my privacy
Oh, God, no! Do you really do that every time you jerk off?
I'm ready to do that thing that we said we would do.
So when the Bible was happening, the prophet Abraham was like...
But if I was to do it, like, do you have any advice?
-All right, take your hand south. -You like that?
Two dinners at two different Panda Expresses?
[chuckles] Okay, my friends are full of shit.