Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're so alone.

I don't know, Maury, I don't think I'm ready to give Aiden a hand job.

Whoa! And who are the archers?

I'm ready to do that thing that we said we would do.

Have fun at your Interfaith Council meeting!

It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.

Sold. Can I have my money?

Four coats, including primer.

Two dinners at two different Panda Expresses?

And then the laws started to change, so now we have

Oh, my God. It's a penis.

What happened? Did you cum?

Where are those free tampons?

Hey, y'all. Devon here.

[chuckles] Okay, my friends are full of shit.

So when the Bible was happening, the prophet Abraham was like...

Everybody talks about it. I just don't know what it is.

Teach me the ways of your kingdom.

Go in slowly, okay?

Oh, God, no! Do you really do that every time you jerk off?

I told you, he who cums without discipline invites chaos.

Please respect my privacy

But if I was to do it, like, do you have any advice?

-All right, take your hand south. -You like that?

Was it because Devin never listened to anything Devon ever said

And, uh... And so now I'm just, like, in massive agony.

Out of the way! These blue balls are about to explode!

She's a meanie-bo-beanie, and I don't like it.

-I'm sorry. Am I doing something wrong? -I mean, you turn me on,

-[whimpering] -[EKG flatlines]

I'm not obsessive.

-[clicks] -["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]