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It's "hero" with a "she." Oh!
You know who's gonna hate this is a certain jealous sister.
Welcome to Jay's night. Names, please.
- He's a collector. - Of expired yogurt?
This dog is a worse hoarder than your Uncle Clayton.
Honey, what's the matter with you?
The gas stove, the moldings- They don't make 'em like this anymore.
Did you work everything out with the wedding singer?
we don't even have a picture of it.
I hate to ask, Gloria, but my new girl hasn't shown up.
Not to sound too braggy, but your mom was kind of a badass at work this week.
I don't know with-a-room-full-of-women- laughing funny, but-
It's just you reach a certain age...
I haven't shampooed professionally since college...
Appetizers on the bar, Scrabble on the coffee table...
Everybody at the office bought me this clock last month.
I'm sorry I'm so emotional.
Okay, we're out of here.
Okay, sure.
Huh. Uh-
- What do you say? - You want me to thank you for handing me the ladle.
- If anything, Cam's the damsel. - Dad!
No, he just wants to change a few songs in your medley...
That's just his way.
Turns out I did have a bunch of questions for you last week...
Yeah. They're hybrid.
You're all heroic and Paul Bunyany...
So? I'm the same as I always was.
"Weird" is an adjective, not an emotion, but go on.
Is it? Oh, yeah, it is! it's slippery!
- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. - Oh.