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# Goodmorning, U.S.A.#
- Who used all my cream rinse?
Hello, Stan. Long time no partially see.
and I need a pretend dad for the next 30 years.
Look, Dad. Grandpa came to visit.
And that's how I lost a testicle.
Don'tyou get it, Francine? The whole reason l joined the C.I.A. was to be like him.
Sorry, Dad. I should've told you we have an alien.
I was destined for greatness until you tricked me into having this loving family...
- He's really a jewel thief. - Dad told meyou'd say that too.
My dad told me everything.
We can't flip that cushion again.
I know it's against regulations, but, uh, I kind of owe him my life.
No, Roger. Come on! Open this door!
Right. So we should pound on it for like two minutes?
Ooh! What's that? A bugaboo?
I have a chance to join the Scarlet Alliance!
You know, Stan, not everyone thinks he's as wonderful as you do.
Francine, I don't want to be a pencil pusher.
- Sorry, Stan. I can't go to jail.
Lol
and they outnumber us four to one.
- All right, Dad! We're in!
Well, what'd they say?
Dad, you're 76.. Just retire.
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