Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching Big Bang Theory On CBS
...and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics...
I will just pretend that Leonard's not withholding information.
How come you didn't tell me my dog died?
Hm, in a way. We presented papers.
You dispute Newton's claim that he invented calculus...
Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard, that reminds me. I'm divorcing yours.
Perhaps when your mother gets here, she'll talk some sense into you.
Thank you for your notes on my paper disproving quantum-brain-dynamic theory.
You must be very happy.
Yeah, you got me. I'm a Leibniz man.
...to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
Excuse me, it's much more Christmassy than anything you've put on the tree.
I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable...
I take it you don't wanna help us trim the tree?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
...in which the aging individual mourns the loss...