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...Mitzy is the one who is dead, why are you the one making a fuss?
The more passionately you stick to this construct...
I'm sleeping with your son.
I was really with him up to the point that he succumbed to social convention...
Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer.
"Her grandmother died."
I've been responsible for my own buzz since 2003.
- Oh, I don't drink. - I do. I'll teach you.
Although, I will point out, Leonard, that I am a trained psychiatrist...
Oh, no offense, dear.
Leonard, how are you?
So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage...
- It's not? - No. No, the comforting part...
That's a lousy conversation starter.
It's a conversation starter.
- Did I thank you for the flowers? - You did.
You're In trouble.
...and in no mood to satisfy your need for approval.
Hey, it's a big menu.
Oh, yes, the waitress/actress with the unresolved father issues.
I've been responsible for my own orgasms
We discussed it at length during our last video chat.
Obviously, Leonard is concerned that his mother won't approve of you as his mate.
Now I'm less fine.
- But it's the social convention. - It is, isn't it?
...is a serious disease, which could lead to congestive heart failure.