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...and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.
I just don't understand why he knows more about your life than I do.
When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.
- If a little is good, more must be better. - Ha, ha.
What do you want, Sheldon?
Well, I'm not sure about interesting, but...
- I don't really like flowers. - Neither do I.
My pleasure.
Leonard, I'm no expert on meditation...
Yes, but we are on the subject, so I'm obliged to ask.
...is that you want a more intimate mother-son relationship.
I sense that's not sincere, although I have no idea why.
- Well, let's go find out who. - You go get a taxi.
...that accompanied your learning to masturbate.
- Did I say that right? - Yeah. Not bad, not bad.
Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings toward one another.
I blame Yuri too. bad Yuri
Oh, well, that's convenient. How did his penis turn out?
We had a tree, we had a manger...
Merry Newtonmas, everyone.