Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Charlie, we had an agreement.
Well, the guys and I kind of needed somebody to come and bless that stain in our bar.
I want you to know something. I love you.
That is the Virgin Mary.
- Hello. - Oh, wow.
- Well, it was to me that the Virgin Mary first appeared. - Well, I found it.
I will tell you what is ridiculous... Taking advantage of the mother of God.
I mean, I had to become a priest to reconnect with you...
What about this? Why don't you go back to the priesthood?
Give it a rest. You're not the messiah. You don't know dick about the Bible.
- Love to. - Great. Hey!
- Oh, my life is ruined. - Hmm. So...
- These people are gonna catch on to your shit. - Are they really? Hello.
Am I the nba? I don't know. Could be. I'm not ruling it out.
The guy was in love with her. He would do anything for her.
And I thought to myself...
I have to say it, and I'm gonna tell you why.
Well, what price can one put on the viewing of a miracle?
I don't think that's why. That's not big enough. He works bigger than that.
- What could possibly make me feel better? - You wanna tea-bag Dennis?
You don't know dick about the Bible!
- Seriously. It's just the TV, right? - No, it's been looking fat.
God doesn't think Moses is gonna do it.
Hey, hey. Check it out though.
And I... I could be your wife, and I could spend the rest of my days making you happy.
- What did we call you in high school? - Rickety Cricket, dude!
and maybe that was just so I could say I'm sorry, but that sounds stupid.
This could be my calling, Charlie.
What in the hell is he talking about?
"God called from within.
'Moses, come no closer! Remove your sandals, for"'...
- You look wonderful. Yeah. - Oh.
Did my face look fat?
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, what's on your mind, my dear?
- Why? - This could be huge, Charlie.
- Charlie, you got the camcorder? - Oh, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Well, I'll tell you, Jim. I was in the back office...
I was hoping you could do me a favor.