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- and I had to leave the priesthood to have you. - Huh?
Hey. How'd it go with the priest?
But I wasn't always a tease, you know?
Okay, uh, we should do it soon though because the pipe might leak a little more.
Well, we've all put on a few pounds since high school, so...
I'm sorry?
Charlie, get the camcorder. The father's gonna bless the stain.
- Yeah, well, God's plan sucks this time. You know why? - Mmm.
Well, you didn't let me finish, dude. It's because Moses is about to walk on holy ground.
- Dress a little nicer though, 'cause you look like shit.
No. God is gonna reward him with some sweet-ass shoes.
- Ah, we look good. - All right. Let's just get started.
Okay.
because it's sacred ground.
His feet aren't gonna get burned.
- You betcha. - Can I talk to you, please?
I just... I know you really liked me back then, and I know I wasn't very nice to you.
- What? - Oh, take it easy, bro.
- I wasn't. - You didn't come home last night.
Are you kidding me?
And for the record, I think that you grew up to be very handsome.
This priest here is going to bless me.
I told you to dress nice. We look like salt and pepper shakers.
Dee, please don't do this.
And, oh, Matty, I mean you could really, really have me.
- It's all blotchy. - How? I don't see it.
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