Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told you to dress nice. We look like salt and pepper shakers.

I just... I know you really liked me back then, and I know I wasn't very nice to you.

- You betcha. - Can I talk to you, please?

No. God is gonna reward him with some sweet-ass shoes.

Are you kidding me?

Okay, uh, we should do it soon though because the pipe might leak a little more.

But I wasn't always a tease, you know?

And, oh, Matty, I mean you could really, really have me.

His feet aren't gonna get burned.

- Yeah, well, God's plan sucks this time. You know why? - Mmm.

- I wasn't. - You didn't come home last night.

This priest here is going to bless me.

Well, we've all put on a few pounds since high school, so...

- It's all blotchy. - How? I don't see it.

Dee, please don't do this.

- and I had to leave the priesthood to have you. - Huh?

because it's sacred ground.

- What? - Oh, take it easy, bro.

Hey. How'd it go with the priest?

- Dress a little nicer though, 'cause you look like shit.

- Ah, we look good. - All right. Let's just get started.

Charlie, get the camcorder. The father's gonna bless the stain.

Well, you didn't let me finish, dude. It's because Moses is about to walk on holy ground.

And for the record, I think that you grew up to be very handsome.