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He's made a commitment that can never be broken.
"When the Lord saw that he had gone over to look at the burning bush...
Ah. Uh, excuse me, sir.
Holy shit! Guys, come here! Come here! Check this out!
"Remove your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground."
Well, what about that time we almost kissed?
- Yeah. - All right? The priest thinks Dee's too old for him.
No. He ate the whole turd, and then she wouldn't kiss him.
for passing out in there and drinking too much or whatever.
"That is definitely the mother of our Lord."
Am I gay for Glenn Powell? You betch
- I know it's you. Just please, please leave. - No, listen. Wait, wait, wait.
- Um... - Mmm.
I'm Frank Reynolds. I was in your parish.
- Ha! - Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
- For once I'm gonna do the right thing. - He thinks you're too old, huh?