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You know, that's like asking me to take my shoes off and stand on a hot plate.
Am I gay for Glenn Powell You betcha
I'm the bad person, huh?
- Am I? Oh, I didn't even know. - Yeah.
I realize you were able to get me to do things for you in school, but...
What?
I knew you were gonna ruin this. Goddamn it.
Look, I'm not blessing the stain, okay?
What is wrong with you?
- Cricket. - Later, Cricks. - See you, Rickety Crickety.
- What did you do, you shithead? You ruined it! - Yeah.
- That's a bad attitude. - The priest may not do it because she's getting old.
Hear me out for a second. Now, technically, that stain did appear to me.
First of all, gross. I don't think you're supposed to whore out your kids.
- What? Why me? - Oh, "Why me?" she says.
Let's move, lady. We got a long line here. Don't be selfish. All right. Rollin' on in.
- That's what you are, a false prophet. - Where are you going?
But what's in between the lines?
It's like, "Oh. Oh. You risk your feet, you get some shoes."
What if it's a sign? You guys, remember, I wanted to be a priest.
There's only one thing we know for sure.
- Dee. Dee. - Whoa. You are not lookin' good, huh?
No! Sacred ground? Sacred ground?
- What? - What?
- Well, that seems dumb. - Well, it's not. It's God's plan.
We were actually doing better before you took over.
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- Why would you bring somebody like this into the bar?
Because it's bullshit! I'm the one that wanted to become a priest...
- 'Cause I think I love you, Matthew. - Don't say that, Dee.