Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, you still get balls-to-the-chin cracks? - No.

so am I the messiah?

- Jesus and Moses in the woods and in the desert... - Pretty fat, right? Fat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no.

- In the name of the Father, the Son, Holy Spirit. Amen. - Right hand.

- Yeah. - No, don't-don't screw with me here.

- God is going to show his wrath, Charlie. - Excuse me.

Hey, Dennis, little matty Moore’s here. Hey-oh!

- Oh, yeah. You too. - Gentlemen.

Let's drop this act, Matty. Listen, I think I have really strong feelings for you.

- Most would agree. - I don't agree.

- Do I have to listen to this shit all morning? - Come on.

You know what I'm gonna do? Wash my hands of it.

- Please listen to me. Please. - Forget it.

Forget I came by about the stain. I don't care about that anymore.

Well, actually, I should bless people though, but you could be my right-hand man.

I was the only other person in physical therapy with you.

Are you kidding me? That is a water stain, man.

So wait. Wait. So...

Uh, let's stop there. Why is God asking Moses to remove his sandals?

- My balls on your chin. - Everybody loved you, man.

You know, it really sounds like somebody in this room is jealous.

Because if I don't say it, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.

Dennis, I think you really gotta eat.

I'm in love with a man...

Remember? I let you do all my math homework.

And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot.

- Oh. Why-Why-Why... - What?

- Hello. Uh, would you like a blessing? - From who?

- No. - Matty, open the door.

Goddamn it. Why do I speak to you, ever?

Okay, I'll be your Peter.