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You don't want it anymore?
God doesn't worship the ground. God made the ground.
Oh, okay, okay. Well, guess what.
What if it's a miracle?
We'd pass it around the school. Everybody loved those photos, Matty.
Of course. Of course. But I don't look fat though, right?
which is why I felt safe saying those things in the first place.
- What? - Well, I'm just saying I was the one who found it.
You're buying this crap? You...
- Bless you. - Hold on. Did you just say that you left the priesthood?
You betcha
We were in physical therapy together twice a week after school.
- Will you look at your skin? - I am. What's the matter with it?
- Well, let's... let's... I should get going, so, um... - Okay.
I only made four dollars, Deandra. I think I can live with myself.
a man called God.
Uh, you know, I was actually in here early opening up this morning...
- The Virgin Mary has left us! - No, she hasn't left us!
Oh, well, I've been fasting for three days, so I probably look good.
Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
- You can see the outline. - She abandoned us 'cause we listen to a false prophet!
- Well, you should. - Well, I just came out of curiosity.
I don't know. Could be. I'm not ruling it out.