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We only get one chance at this life, okay?
Some bitter wannabe who's pissed from working
What's with all the hang-ups?
Uh, where would you like me to put it?
You get crazy. I'll be back with more bodies to...
- Thank you for that, really. - (glass shatters)
Keep them drinking and get them into the fuck room.
Well, I mean after my divorce, but...
- Oh. - Shit.
I really really seriously want to thank you.
- Ahh! - Under the title "Jumping Boys."
- How do you know? - Oh my God, guys.
No, they're not common here. Thank God.
I'm pouring them.
(dogs barking)
cluster them together.
- I was not going to say that. - You know what?
(crowd cheering)
Two minutes on high. Yeah.
I mean, speaking as a member of the species...
Pants, get the pants.
How did you not get that from the invitation?
ooh, ha.
- (cheering) - You feeling good?
So first, the lighting's way too bright.
- Bummer. - I know.
- "What am I doing?" - No no no.
Let's not waste our lives denying our desires.
do some scene study, a little cold read...
Um, I think so.
congratu-fucking-lations.
- Whoo! - Close enough. Yes yes!
She's nice, you know?
Both: Karate!
- No. Not like that. - No?
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
this thing might come together.
But she's nice, you know?
For the flow off the tits.
No! Let's check our hang-ups at the door.
You know, "Don't touch my fries, fuckstick."
I'm at work. Somebody made a joke.
What about... what about her?
Don't even go into a room called a fuck room