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We could be hard bodies together
Yes, man, I'm married. I'm a married man.
They gave Frank and I, like, a million forms for our marriage.
Word of the Lord.
Marriage is about procreation, okay?
What's with the bread? Are you carbo loading? no.
His clothes were so yellow
Thank you very much. All right, dude.
It's a bar.
'cause we talked about that, but either way, now that you're dickless, I'm into it.
You guys are trying to get married too, huh? That's weird.
because they love each other very much.
- Don't touch me. - All right. All right.
It's what's right with me, and that's this little piece of paper here that we just signed.
- I got you. I got you. - Hit me in the head. Hit me good.
Oh, man. So much romance. Mmm.
This pertains to both of you guys.
Sweet camel toe. That's a good tuck job. You have it taped back there?
because Mac and I decided to switch parts.
You should take your powerful extension cord argument straight to the supreme court.
Anyway, the point is, I am having -
Okay, look, it takes a big man to admit defeat...
Okay, I see what's happening here.
Charlie, not in the corner. Put 'em in the closet, tuck 'em in the back.
do what thou will. even if it means getting charlotte ralph to laugh at evil dionne's misfortunes.
- But I'm not tripping, okay? It's all right there. - Oh, no.
That's insa - Neither of us would be the woman, dude.
- Hold on a second. - Pick 'em up. There you go.
because I got to get back in there ASAP before I lose this pump.
since that picture was taken, bro.
Yeah. Yeah. We're married. Maureen and I got married.
That can't be true.
Watch a movie. Yes, we were. Yeah, you know what?
Uh, I love you.
- No, no, no, no, no. - If this is about you and me, then just say that.
I'm saying that in the eyes of the Lord, your marriage is an abomination...
"will receive the due penalty for their perversion."