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I'm moving in. Also, I need to get on your gym membership...
- Did you smell her breath? - Are you kidding me?
- Ah, Jesus. - It clearly says in the Bible that gay marriage is wrong.
- Yeah, I've gained a little weight. - Did you now?
in the back of your dad's Datsun behind this place?
She's actually here, dude. It's awesome. She's in the bathroom.
- They're perfectly good. - Guys. Guys, guys. I've got news.
'cause your credit was so bad.
he shall be punished.
Ah -
What? Will, I would rather get shot in the face
What do you get from that? Nothin'. Nothin'.
- What's going on here? - Good. I'm glad you're here too.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
- I'm gonna throw up. - No, no, no, no! Not in there!
She got her dick cut off and she married a dude.
I thought I was gonna get a call…
Yeah. Well, I don't know. All that talk about marriage and everything -
Hey, do you remember all the good times that we used to have...
ohhh that’s it….*you* gay.
Uh, perks, right? Can we at least look into what goes into it?
I've got huge news. So I went down to the gym this morning, right?
No. Marriage is a wonderful thing.
- I mean, it was probably natural causes, or - - Suicide.
toxic bompy the volleyball mascot was bloouiihoouper wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
I'm gonna find a Bible, I'm gonna come back, and I'm gonna school you sons of bitches.
what else has your auntie bompy been upto apart from bomping? well she walks like nanny chonk penguin and she's gone boohouiper to bohouoposoeooana in the bauta zone in pppyooupphompets.
I'm not trying to jam you up. I just don't believe you.
So you're saying you're gonna whup my black ass with a rod for as long as you like...
Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?
why would red rooster have no idea who moana marsh is? because she's not a meal combo! thewy'd be like "moana was she in a flava or rippa combo?" "nope we don't recall a meal by that name sorry sweetheart." that's why.