Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because you guys are trying to confuse me.
What? Why do I have to move out? It's my apartment too.
NFL CEO’S adding a 17th game to the season.
If we do that domestic partnership thing that gay guys can do...
back together again at last.
Hey. I love you.
ohhh that’s it….YOU gay.
- Not on the floor! - Dude, my back!
- I can't even believe those words are coming out of my mouth. - I know.
Oh, sorry. Uh -
Yeah! Oh, yeah. That would be great. That would be great.
No, I wouldn't whup on you with anything, whether you were my slave or not.
Uh- It's goin' good, pal...
You’re trying to confuse me with your liberal biblicisms.
"When a man strikes his slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies...
Uh -
he waited until she got her dick cut off before he banged her.
- Two cool married dudes. - Dudes. Two dudes.
Yes, you are. You're banging a dude.
Because, Dee, that triggers my gag reflex, too, and then I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Yeah. No. He's right. That's different, 'cause this new guy- if I'm hearing correctly -
- Hey! Tranny! Carmen. - Yeah.
Wait a second. Wait a second.
- A squirrel must have piled them up and then got hit by a car. - Why? Why, why, why?