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What are your demands?
- Argh! - Shh!
who wasn't even born in America!
My dick isn't 1.2 inches either.
This is exactly the kind of thing
UHH! UNH!
'cause them bitches be trippin all the time!
There's no- No, Carol, put down the gun!
by the angle, or the- what do we call it again?
We are going to re-measure!
Oh, God damn it!
Well, everyone's already seen it.
Butters, I don't have time for this.
I continue to summon your attention, do you appreciate that? Fecal matter, breast, jelly digestive system?
divided by angle of the tip squared.
Surgeon General,
Hello, students, my name is Dr. Marsh,
ain't no fucking good, mah.
and they allowed me to speak with them moments ago.
No, and fuck Kyle!
but I still have a bigger penis than you!
Honestly, I wouldn't really care.
I just seen all this shit frontin', mah.
carry the 1, and we can see that
is considered above average.
Good!
we're going to give in to their demands?
I'm hung like a horse!
of human sexuality and behavior.
We all want to welcome our new member, Randy.
Huh? You like that, shitty titty jelly belly?
You made everyone else get measured with witnesses.
is now officially moved
Let's cap and leave 'em in the back of the buildin', mah.
7 centimeters.
Are you seriously saying
When we are talking about penis size,
You're not gonna believe what they did this time, you guys.
Well, first of all,
What if I were to tell you that I think you're fat?
How about the little girl in the brown coat.
* Back and we're back and we're back *
Are you homos?
- And Jews! - Yeah, Jews!
Okay, great.
was implemented long ago
He just cut in front of you in line at the bank.
Power to the people! Melt that professor's head with that fucking ray gun!
Thank you for coming, parents.