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* It's electric and magical *
What 14-year-old girl? Carol, I would nev-
It isn't true! It isn't true!
I'll have you know that my penis is 1.2 inches
Hang on, he's comin' back out.
Yeah, dude, they aren't gonna give us what we want.
No, I don't have a criminal record!
that all that's important
You just did that to everybody in class!
Uh, the penis is the thing we're talking about
You saying I got problems like these fucking people?
Yo, let's cap these bitches, mah.
Well, Eric, because I know you want
I don't care if Obama is president!
# roostersync
"Its flaccid girth is one inch in diameter.
* Woo-hoo! Come on! *
- Huh! Huh! - Aah!
- Not me. - Nah, mah shit be packin', mah.
since their physical last year.
Look,
They wanna measure my wiener? Fine!
This is the last fucking straw!
than what the school said.
We've had enough!
in more constructive ways, Randy.
Power to the people! Burn Emmet Brickowski down!
What's a penis?
Sweetie, come on, put down the-
And everyone's a Justin Beiber wannabe!
Skeletor's real?
and I'm an actual doctor
* Because America is back *
we are always talking about, Eric.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Please, I'm just saying how amazing you are
I must inquire, as to ensure the most professional therapy, Do you possess jelly in your digestive area, you rather small, overweight, good for nothing child?
or T.M.I.
Well, the school put the sizes of all our penises
No, dude, fuck you! We're burnin' this shit!
and fascist lies, media control, and-
Those weren't our dick sizes?