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I am going to fucking kill everybody!

of our students' private parts?

when someone tells you you got tits

If they're gonna put us on blast,

This country is going to shit!

is a respectable 1.4 inches!

but when someone is consistently angry,

Oh, yeah, he's a big boy!

Right, see, what we all need to do

Why would they tell everybody that?

This stupid school and its stupid principal

is channel our various reasons for anger

In fact, I'd say he's one of the more

They're trying to stir up some big thing again,

Yeah, that's good.

Look, we all get angry,

could accurately measure their junk.

You got jelly in your belly, you little fat fuck?

Whoa, calm down, honey. What do you mean?

We have to make them stop.

What exactly are you angry about?

You all freakin' out 'cause my wiener is smaller

Does it bother you that the Federal Express

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Ah, good question.

No, they didn't.

or else, why would I have called for a new measurement