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No, not this time!
I wanna go and drive a Hummer.
and they live to make us miserable!
My wife thinks my penis is perfectly fine!
Gretchen, could you play Wayne D's mom for us.
it means they have a very, very, very, very small dick.
Randy's adjusted penis size, or T.M. I,
from 6 inches to 1.5 inches.
moms to stop trippin, and fuck Kyle.
We have exactly 12 days before the oil is gone,
And what makes you angriest, Chase?
No, no! I'm not saying that at all.
Why did you measure our penis sizes
Anyone with a T.M.I. Of over 1.5 inches
is rallying to take down America!
but he's not all bad.
I'll have you know that my penis
Because they don't fucking care!
Hey Shea...
* America is back *
Scrawny-ass sissies!
"Its angle is 32 degrees.
* Yeah! *
All right, next.
I told you the students would be interested
into the woman's vagina.
Is the team standing by to fuck that little boy Kyle?
The man puts his penis, okay,
How does the school let things like this happen?
Any questions so far?
we want that Surgeon General to step down!
Eric Cartman to the principal's office
We didn't!
You remember the school physical we all took last week?
What we finally get is the adjusted penis size,
* The winds of change are blowin' *
Yeah, we wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!
the truth is, it doesn't really matter.
from the Surgeon General.
The T.M.I. Equation is true solid science,
- You're darn right, Eric. - For what?
Are you talking about the numbers
I'm startin'... - I'm startin' to feel angry!
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