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Sorry, Doctor. Your wife's on the phone.
Didn't you forget something?
You've got a lot of people scared.
Who is this?
Dude, we're just trying to eat.
Who the hell is this chick surgeon general
We thought it would be fun to put up
Oh, yeah, and fuck Kyle!
length times diameter
is a natural thing.
Hey, come over here. Look.
Unfortunately, you have been taught
and it's below average!
4.4 inches.
They don't give a shit about the students,
for wanting to lessen some of your more
- Yeah, you. - They have sex?
some rage addiction.
Let's start killing these sons a bitches!
The fourth grade boys measured their penises
Why did you measure all the boy students' penis sizes
All you do is yell at me!
I don't know! Why would you?
Can you fucking believe it?
Wait, what?
get all the girls all heated up and freaking out
Mah, that shit be burnin' and shit, mah!
You mean everyone knows my wiener is smaller
Hey, everyone who's pissed off and angry
Does everyone here
plus weight over girth
I am big-boned!
than the other guys'?
Yeah, they fucking did, Kyle!
No. No, that doesn't matter.
When you boys measured your penis length,
That's.2 inches more
You measured everyone's wiener except for yours.
to a grinding halt!