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Why didn't he call the cops?
But he had that crazy meltdown about his divorce.
Shut the hell up. You don’t tell your mom to shut the hell up, young lady. What the fuck is wrong with you?
All right, ladies, I'm going to put this
When Borat was making announcements
Shut up. You shut up!
♪ Call the police and the fireman... ♪
Not at all.
How Embarrassing!
What? What are you talking about?
♪ We won't stop blocking the street ♪
bringing prostitutes into our B and B,
Thank you.
he's a family guy it's not you
Loads of people fought for that thing,
♪ Never stop blocking the street. ♪
For the watch. (groans)
♪ ♪
This is a hell of a lot easier
with a different man-- oh, crap.
I'm talking about you and me opening a B and B.
Really? I felt like I kind of lost my cool there.
(grunting)
You want to eat mangled raisin bread
Reading, writing and wrecking this guy's sack
it's on you to pick it up.
has threatened to take my children: across the country.
They're still working on it.
than when George Takei was in the closet.
Leave me alone, you guys.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
I have to make my own Capri Suns.
All right, finally some peace and quiet,
Yeah, I'm serious. I'm the principal!
("Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars playing)
Me? What did I do?
And they locked us out.
Well, I won't have it.
What? How do you know that?
I, um... I'm just helping Dad