Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to drive me to school tomorrow in his car.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
♪ Got to kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
to some people like yelling.
if you should be running a school.
(guitar riff playing)
Can I be honest with you, Dad?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
I know, it's going to be such a darling B and B.
(groans)
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
"Railed Crystal good." Oh...
All right, let's give it a try.
I am a heterosexual.
JOE: Thanks, babe. Hey, you know what that song's about?
Shut up! You shut up!
(drums playing offbeat)
What are you talking about? I'm a natural leader.
What?! Shut the front door.
Grape juice in a Ziploc bag?
MEG: Knock it off! Give me back my lunch.
(kids laughing and cheering)
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD: Good morning, students.
with a reference from last century.
♪ Half the band isn't in the band ♪
over the P.A. this morning, that was me.
I love vaginas.
Check! Check!
and what better way to show you I'm serious
"Why didn't he call the cops?" " 'Cause he was busy writing the song!"
(sirens wailing)
to serve as interim principal
Dad, I don't want you to do this.