Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you talking about? I'm a natural leader.
"Why didn't he call the cops?" " 'Cause he was busy writing the song!"
(drums playing offbeat)
♪ Half the band isn't in the band ♪
to drive me to school tomorrow in his car.
Check! Check!
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Grape juice in a Ziploc bag?
All right, let's give it a try.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
(groans)
Can I be honest with you, Dad?
MEG: Knock it off! Give me back my lunch.
and what better way to show you I'm serious
I know, it's going to be such a darling B and B.
to some people like yelling.
(guitar riff playing)
with a reference from last century.
over the P.A. this morning, that was me.
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD: Good morning, students.
if you should be running a school.
I am a heterosexual.
♪ Got to kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
(kids laughing and cheering)
Shut up! You shut up!
(sirens wailing)
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
JOE: Thanks, babe. Hey, you know what that song's about?
What?! Shut the front door.
I love vaginas.
"Railed Crystal good." Oh...
Dad, I don't want you to do this.
to serve as interim principal