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-Are you kidding? What? -Roger: Well, that's not it--
At least yours was an accident.
-Okay. See you out there. -(whispers): Okay.
if you don't put effort into it,
Okay, anyway, can we talk about something important?
(theme music playing)
-Yeah, we'll see. -Yeah, we will see.
You were the pastry chef at the Waldorf Astoria in New York. Were you not?
I mean, it's like I could out there and choke,
Concepción Zarzal.
We'll-- I'll have a make-out session with her.
Yeah. Yeah, that one.
I talked about Gloria Steinem. You know, I had a picture of her
-It's a piece of shit. It is! -Okay, yeah?
Mm-mm.
and on my driver's license, it says I'm an organ donor.
Uck. I don't like a scone.
-What the fuck? -Oh, my God.
Get out of here! Hey, stop.
-Who the hell cares? -Hold on. Okay, okay.
He's at the visitación of Concepción Zarzal.
-Here. Taste this. -Oh.
Some people are allergic to toast.
-Isn't that a soup? -Castilian. It's a dialect of, of Spanish.
-Asshole! -What are you doing?
They want me to make a speech? What am I supposed to say?
-Oh, this is so nice. Where'd you get this? -Yeah. Cheryl gave it to me.
They're making fun of us. They're disrespecting us.
Yeah, I had, I had a whole speech prepared. It was a great speech.
(blues song plays softly in background)
It's like a buttermilk biscuit without the buttermilk.
Lo siento.
'Cause I've never tasted anything dry, this granuley.
Scones are his pastry of choice. Okay?
-Who are you? -Um...
which we haven't had in forever,
Fuck you and I’ll see you next Sunday
You know, you are like a president in the 18th century
a-a penis to a person who's transitioning?
-Oh, a spite suit. -Spite suit, right.
-It's not Zarzal, it's Tharthal. -(lisping): Zarzal.
(theme music playing)
-Cheryl. -Cheryl.
-Okay. -By the way, you know, I have a, uh, I have a friend.
What the fuck else am I gonna do with it?
Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
That motherfucker!
Yeah, you know, it could be anything.
Okay, okay. I'll, I'll...