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I don't see him anywhere. You know what I see?
working at, uh, Zaragoza tomorrow?
(sighs)
-What are you talking about? -It's dry.
This picture is very painful for me now.
-Lo siento. -Leon: Multo lo siento.
Remember that psychotic assistant I had who thought you were Harvey Weinstein?
-(grunts) Son of a bitch! -What are you doing?
La dirección de la visitación de Concepción Zarzal.
Yeah, by the way, what a sweater.
I know you can, and you always do.
kicked me out of it. He's banned me from it.
-Most people don't do that. -(coughs, clears throat)
(whispering): Lo siento. Lo siento.
You never let me pay, and I'm sick of it.
So he's at the visitación of Concepción Zarzal.
You're getting divorced. Oh, and he's gonna
Woo!
I didn't order that. But I know who did!
-Lo siento. Lo siento. -Leon: Multo lo siento.
-That's beautiful. That's so beautiful. -Yeah.
-What are you, fucking stupid? -I'm sorry.
-Taste it, will ya? -I... I'm good.
LO SIENTO
up on my wall when I was a teenager.
Larry: This guy's got some nerve.
-In your house? -Susie won't let me.
-(scoffs) Are you nuts? -It's hard and it--
it just smacks of, I'm sorry to say this,
Uh, we're gonna have artichokes,
if they will have it, with Alice and her attorneys,
Oh, a spire proposal Yea, a spite proposal
(yelling)
-Oh, okay, okay. I-I must-- -What kind of motherfucker, cutting your grass?
(voices murmuring)
as, for decoration purposes.
-There's no doodles here. -I think--
Fuck you. I'm paying, and I'll see you tomorrow.
What are you doing?
I'm having lunch with Richard Lewis. You know him?
Stop lecturing the world on your point of view.
I put the same amount of effort I put into the doodle
I want to remind you that you are more than what happened to you.
Richard: God bless you, and God bless him,
Don't, don't move. Stay right there.
Okay.
-Oh, yes. -The check. Thank you so much.
Those aren't even apples for eating, anyway. They're decorative.
Especially if, uh, sex resulted from it, that would be fine.
-Francisco. -Larry.
-I want to pay tomorrow. -Okay.
You're paying for what? Lunch?
-Thank you very much. -It hurts me to wear it, actually.
You speak six languages, Larry? Oh, my God.
(speaks Yiddish) You know, a couple things I picked up from my parents.
-You okay with that? -Yeah. I mean, sure.
Francisco is not here. He is mourning the death of his aunt,
is transitioning to be a man.
I don't tell everybody, you know. I just...
-Just in case. -Yeah, thanks a lot.
-It's Castilian. -Really? What's Castilian mean?
-Yeah, but I need you-- -That's how apples are eaten.
Oh, that was so nice, Jeff. Remember that?
-eating this thing. -Scones are, scones are dry.
I just need a doodle from you.
Shove it up your ass!
what would I want someone to do if I were on the other side.
And get that fuckin' crusty scone out of my house, too.