Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, fuckface,
-(Larry chuckling) -"With eggs!
Larry, stop it. He's got like a polo shirt on under this.
-It's a doodle. -No. This is a doodle.
-Oh! ¿Qué pasa, Larry? -What?
-This, this was, this was supposed to be the olive branch. -Okay.
-to Survivors United. -Stop it.
You don't know what you're talking about.
That's a p-- Yeah, this is like the Louvre, this place.
You're golden-ruling it, Laverne.
And so, I want to beat him to the punch.
-It's so dry. (coughs) -Dry? Dry?
-You're throwing it in there? -Whoops!
Well, I'm sorry! Put it the fuck back!
What a meshugganah.
Put a little tea, a little bit of lemonade together.
-I'm not taking this off. -Take it off.
how grateful I am for you to be here.
Beat him. Come earlier.
Black women really like me.
maybe I can get it.
-Okay. How about this? -You know?
-I'm paying, okay. You're not gonna-- -You are not paying,
-What the-- What are you doing here? -Me? What are you doing here?
You don't want headlines about you being sued
Larry, I, I--
I, I don't wanna come at six o'clock in the morning. I, I, I--
He's gonna give you the credit card.
This is it. This is the scone.
Yeah, yeah. It'll take two seconds.
and now you're reminding me of it.
-It's a gift. -I told you before,
She was really attractive.
and I'm really passionate about, so I'm just...
(stammers) I'll wear whatever I want. It's mine now.
-(stammers) There was no smirk. Get out of here. -Smirk.
-Pretty good! -(laughs)
-Lo siento. -Lo Siento. -Lo Siento
-It's really sweet. -Well, you know, you were
A thousand dollars of papas bravas, manchego cheese, paella?
-Your most vulnerable moment. -Yeah.
How do you serve eggs without toast? It's unbelievable.
Oh, have an apple.
Uh! No!
-SUSIE: We're having fun. -JEFF GREENE: It is fun.
you're known for other things.
Concepción Zarzal?
I'm so sorry. I mean, I wish I could, but I--
Who the fuck puts artificial fruit on the table?
they would like you to, uh, make a speech.
Please join me in welcoming Larry David.
-Tharthal. -(lisping): Zarzal.
And my dentist, also. What?
-So, look, I'm sure we'll go over all this stuff upstairs-- -I don't think we should speak
We used to have such good times together.
-Would, would you mind doing that? -Seriously?
-(elevator dings) -Why do you have these?
That's so much better. Let's get it framed!
-Humph. (sniffs) -And pigs' knuckles?
-Oh, a spite store. -Spite store, right.
Hey, Larry.
than have you know what I weigh.
-It just sits there all day looking beautiful. -Holy mackerel.
-Fuck. -I'm so sorry.
-Okay. -Okay, like, I'm an organ donor,