Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You have a cold. -I don't want to get you sick.
-and you don't. -Oh, I don't care about the cause?
So you want me to get onstage at a charity and lie?
-that you're on board with this. -(crunches)
-I'd just like to get a little head start on him... -Yeah, okay, okay.
-What? You're crazy. -Oh, my God.
-Chips. -Whoa.
It's just horrible. Are you fuckin' kidding me, man?
Who the fuck drinks fuckin' grass?
particularly in your age group,
-Oh, you don't? Who cares what you like? -Susie: No.
Do you know I have a reservation tomorrow?
-What is this? - Lo siento. Lo siento.
(shouting on TV)
Side-sitting, I can't believe what it did to me.
-Lo siento. -Lo siento.
Laverne: Good afternoon.
and you have a bathroom that nobody can use.
-the artificial fruit? -You never heard of decorative apples?
-and apologizing to me later... -I don't think so.
-They're making fun. -They're making fun.
-Lo siento! -Lo siento!
Lo siento. Lo siento. Lo siento.
Oh. Yes, sir.
-All right, we'll spitball. -You know.
-Hmm. -And pigs' brains and pigs' feet?
Again with the toast?
-You know what? -This is gonna get so much money.
(lisping): You're sorry? You're sorry?
-(Leon clears throat) -Wow.
Roger: Good.
Well, then, why didn't you put effort into it?
What? Get the fuck outta here!
my credit card.
-Yeah, sure. -Okay. I'd like to talk to you about this.
What the fuck?
This is the oddest office.
-We can't use this. -Larry: You said it doesn't matter what it looks like.
And you violated the terms of our agreement.
Yeah, with pleasure.
Of course I am. You motherfuckers
And, uh, Señor Lewis.
Well, because I have a, uh, I'm opening up a store.
Hello?
If I see a garbage can, I throw garbage in there.
Narrator (on TV): Ted Danson is... Lee.
-(cheering) -Oh, this is so nice of you.