Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a whole new technology.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Laverne Cox.
-I want you to take off that fuckin' sweater. -Hey, are you out of your--
Will you repeat that, please?
You should-- Two sides, pick one!
-Yeah. -Forget about it.
-SUSIE GREENE: What do you mean? -For the plane.
-Tell 'em you have a cold! -Alice: Asshole!
the alcohol, everything.
All right. You know what? Introduce me any way you'd like. How about that?
-(thuds) -Larry: Aah!
Yeah. Darn right, they're good.
-I didn't, I didn't-- Oh. -No, it's not on the wall.
-Okay. Thank you. Thank you, truly. -Okay. Yeah, sure.
But anyway, um, so, did you do a doodle?
Fuck you, and I'll see you Monday.
I think I understand. All righty, Larry. It was...
-(spaghetti western music plays) -He goes by the name of...
-This is selfish. It's very selfish. -How can it be selfish?
Oh, get the fuck outta here!
-So take it off. -What kind of gift is that?
-Yeah, I didn't think he was the first one to do it. -Fuckin' right.
-Hey, Larry. How are you? -Hi.
-She had a cold? She had a cold. -Larry: Yeah.
-Oh, yeah? Why's that? -Um, I don't know. I mean,
-Jeff: All right. -Leon: Bullshit. Straight bullshit.
-It's a doodle. -It doesn't matter. That's the whole point.
Sir, the Union broke through our lines,
-Yes. Yes. -Oh, that's her name, Concepción Zarzal.
-How's your room? -It stinks!
and I'd have a cup of coffee,
-Are you kidding me? -Yeah, not bad, huh?
-What is that? -Susie: What?
I like a delicious, moist cupcake.
(coughs, gags)
At least I didn't offer it to you.
Then what the fuck did you offer it to me for?
You're not holding it the right way.
you have garbage that's not for garbage,
-He loves scones. -He's in China.
This is the doodle you give me for charity?
How am I supposed to know it's for paper?
-Have a seat. -Um...
(phone chiming)
When you say "you motherfuckers," you're referring to white people?
and a scone.
The optics were terrible. This was the way out, do you understand that?
You gave-- He gave the biggest, I mean, the biggest donation
Okay. What about it?
-Andy: You're a pal. -Thank you for the doodle.
I didn't know her.
-Larry: What? No, no, no! -You're making fun.
I thought you'd pick it up and think it was great.
Fuck you and I’ll see ya next Sunday
Take your scones and get the hell out of here and I'll s--
-Mm-hmm. -And the tub was too small. But besides that,
-Just... Yeah. -What?
Were these charges from Zaragoza?
I've sworn revenge, and with your help,
Our first speaker.
-It's a scone. -Scone.
if we're lucky enough to execute it.
I'm sorry, I haven't touched a whisk...
And I want someone to tell me, and I want them to protect me.
Eh.
(screams)
Stir it up real good.
That's why I'm here,
-You're eating all over yourself? Huh? -No. I wanna-- No.
-Welcome back to Zaragoza. -Thank you very much.
-Yeah. -It's terrible, Larry.