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Um, a little.
-No, I'm not making fun. My tooth is chipped. -Don't mock me.
What are you-- What are you, nuts? Take a bite.
There's no other way to eat an apple but blithely.
-You did? Why didn't you tell me? -Yeah, I did.
-Not, not, you know-- -I, I, I--
He's playing us for suckers.
-Oh, abstract. -That's the beauty of a doodle.
-all the time. -Larry: An angry apple?
My name is Larry David, and I've been looking all over for you.
Stay right there. I have something for you.
Oh, I am so sick of this woman!
-What are you, a senile old man? -No!
I'm, I'm taking it seriously! I'm gonna pay a shitload of money,
(beeps)
Lo siento. Our cocinero Cecilio must have forgotten.
-What do you say? -We say the garbage can
-No, she has a cold! -(booing)
category now, settlement-wise.
What, wh--
Cheryl gave it to me, and I don't like the reminder.
I have to do this speech
the other says Francisco Zarzal.
He's where?
that what happened was a good-faith fulfillment of the agreement.
Uh, you know, I give to a lot of charities.
(with Castilian accent): Tharagoza.
-Throw it in the pantry. -Yeah.
How about this, huh? Nice event, huh?
(lisping): Oh, the conversation.
Hey. So, get this.
(body thuds)
-that's sitting next to a desk. -Yes, for garbage!
Now I know these events can be triggering,
-Touché. -Motherfucker.
-Huh? -Touché, motherfucker.
I think we're beyond the details of what happened at this point,
-"Where's the garbage can?" -Yeah.
...anywhere in my-- I've never forgotten them.
You smirked when I bit it. You smirked!
You know, you have, uh, Seinfeld syndication,
Well, what was I supposed to do? She had a cold.
-What was yours like? -It was open to interpretation.
-What? (scoffs) -It's artificial fruit.
Well, I was known for my scones.
this is gonna be one of the best scones you've ever had in your life.
-(lisping): Is my tooth chipped? -Yes! You chipped it!
Excuse me. Have you seen Francisco Zarzal?
-What? -I'm good.
How are they similar? The numbers are not the same.
-so as I grabbed her wrist-- -Sure, Larry, but I think--