Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will not touch your wife.

Can you get me off?

You're not taking my family!

I'm taking you to man camp.

Sarah, that is enough!

I can't believe you rob liquor stores and you beat up women.

Oh, I swear to God, Tom,

Hit me, Tom. Come on, hit me now!

Didn't see that coming.

I really need to stop getting arrested.

I appreciate all the love and support y'all been sending me

Avert your eyes, avert your eyes.

And they consume a whole lot more than regular children

Oh, you mad, Tom? What you gonna do?

I'm not a loser.

"is it me, or is it someone I just paid to rob a liquor store

That very bad enough you’re grounded for whole years But dad

Then have sleep for dinner!

Dimples, "honey brown" complexion, chiseled abs, extra shiny chap-sticked lips...

screaming like a little bitch.

and they were throwing in a lot of free ammunition.

No, you want me to defend Pretty Boy Flizzy

You're the man, Tom!

And women hate to be bored.

You just couldn't leave [Beep] alone, could you?

I may need to meet her.

live onstage during the Grammys.

Shit, I'm sorry! Shit! Jesus! I can't stop!

Tom, grew a pair.

Tom, that's huge!

Well, my daughter would love to meet you.

You have the right to remain silent!

but because you want to do it!

Now, I want to be clear, kids...

My retainer is...

No! Do you let her listen to that?

♪ I think he missed her... ♪