Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In Soviet Russia Car drives you
Jeez, come on, everybody. I know it sucks, but they're just kids.
Oh. Well, what about the...?
I’m LOUIE ANDERSON!
- That's a fine machine, Peter. - Peter, how can we afford this?
It seems today that all you see
Thank you very much.
- Yeah, sure. Why not? - Oh, that's great.
Look at this, you freakin' aliens!
- Big Fat Paulie? - How dare you?
Sounds good. Bachelor number three?
I'm not marrying you, you spoiled guinea... Whoops.
You must die!
Oh, uh... Hi, Bonnie.
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Peter, please don't underestimate them.
OK, let's see what this baby can do, eh?
What are you talkin' about? I'm a woman.
Oh, no, Lois. A guy at work bought a car outta the paper. Ten years later, bam! Herpes.
Silence. Big Fat Paulie's in town this week to attend the wedding of my daughter.
And it's got a cardboard steering wheel.
Granted.
- All I got was this wedding invitation. - Wait a second, Peter.
- Rita Rudner funny. - Yeah, Rita Rudner funny.
Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting.
How could you bring a mobster into your own home?
Big Fat Paulie? There's somethin' I gotta tell ya.
Ah, another sword.
Let's just say the car was a steal.
HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY LEWIS
Happy freakin' birthday, Lois.