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Look at this, you freakin' aliens!
Let's just say the car was a steal.
- Rita Rudner funny. - Yeah, Rita Rudner funny.
Big Fat Paulie? There's somethin' I gotta tell ya.
Oh, no, Lois. A guy at work bought a car outta the paper. Ten years later, bam! Herpes.
HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY LEWIS
- That's a fine machine, Peter. - Peter, how can we afford this?
Oh. Well, what about the...?
It seems today that all you see
Peter, please don't underestimate them.
In Soviet Russia Car drives you
OK, let's see what this baby can do, eh?
- Big Fat Paulie? - How dare you?
Jeez, come on, everybody. I know it sucks, but they're just kids.
I’m LOUIE ANDERSON!
How could you bring a mobster into your own home?
Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting.
- All I got was this wedding invitation. - Wait a second, Peter.
And it's got a cardboard steering wheel.
Sounds good. Bachelor number three?
- Yeah, sure. Why not? - Oh, that's great.
Silence. Big Fat Paulie's in town this week to attend the wedding of my daughter.
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You must die!
I'm not marrying you, you spoiled guinea... Whoops.
Happy freakin' birthday, Lois.
Oh, uh... Hi, Bonnie.
Granted.
Thank you very much.
Ah, another sword.
What are you talkin' about? I'm a woman.