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- Look, I said I'd handle it, and I did. - I suppose you did.
- No, what time is it? - It's time for you to get your groove back.
Yeah, I had the doctor look at that.
Butt Out, Shlomo
Yes, good heavens. Who taught you how to eat? Mickey Rourke?
Big Fat Paulie?
- You've got 20. - Hit me.
- 21. - Hit me. Hit me.
Am I Jerry Seinfeld funny? Dave Chappelle funny? What?
- What's on your mind, Petie? - Look, uh, we can't be friends any more.
I almost forgot. Don't start your car...
What kind of a guy... what's he like? Is he a friendly don?
Whaddaya gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
Zack Nicholson is Louie Anderson
What's a SOB?
You can't just bring company home at the last second without calling.
- It just has a drawing of an engine. - But it only had one previous owner.
What the hell are you talking about?
Peter, thank God. Did you take care of...
Oh, this is so unexpected.
I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
New song Hii
how'd you like to be a mule?
Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet.
And you know how bad I am at buyin' gifts.
In Soviet Russia Das Fluten Dutens you!
- Next. - Aw, crap.
Peter, I'm upset because you never listen to me.
What the hell are you talking about?
Larry wants to whack someone on our honeymoon.
Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?
I didn't think I'd make a good Gigi either, but, God help me, I was flattered.
This is my friend, Big Fat Paulie... ...And, uhhhh...this is his big fat ass...
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