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Hey, forget about it.
I'm tired of being left out of all our decision making.
Oh, Reginald. Elden Ring Sucks
- Home? You know, for dinner. - Oh, yeah? What are we havin'?
Well, uh...
Are you Big Fat Paulie?
Whack a sightglass? Off a sightglass? Whack off a sightglass?
Lois, this is crazy.
Well, I would try to eat you really fast, before I got flaccid.
- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
Tomorrow’s lesson: October is gonna be tomorrow!
I've been lookin' all over for ya. Look, I gotta call off the hit on my wife.
Decent phones, God-fearing phones,
- Why, yes, I dare say that's the fellow. - Oh, let's get him.
Uh, I mean, mobbed as in crowded.
Gotcha.
There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there.
No, we'll think of a way to fix it.
- Now get outta here, you losers. - What about the foreign guy?
Whichever bunny you think is better for shooting a guy in the head.
No, Peter, when we got married we agreed to share our lives.
you can just whack me off right now.
If only I'd met you first... But whaddaya gonna do?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Aw, come on, you know, the don.
See, marriage is a partnership. If you really love someone, you gotta work together,