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- Why? - I just told you. Now do it!
Well, good for you.
- Yeah, well, we got everything. - Yes, I see.
I'm glad you came over. I've been meaning to give this to you.
- Easy, easy! - It's not your head.
Why is he thanking you for a lovely night in front of the fire?
- Say it like you mean it. - I am Michael Dorsey. Fine. Okay?
Okay. Okay.
I came to this hospital to settle a score.
I think you're right.
It's okay. It's Uncle Dorothy.
This is Dorothy Michaels, the new hospital administrator.
...they decide where the highs are, where the lows are. Now you do it.
Oh, yeah?
You'll be notified tomorrow.
You don’t have to…
...I didn't say anything.
This is the most important night in Emily's life.
Actually...
And I'd like to make love to you.
Now that someone who sees the truth is your equal.
- Hi, I was taking a shower. - He was in the shower.
It's depression.
It's not just ruining yourself. This is ruining me too.
Stand by. Quiet, please, on the floor.
- Did you rewrite the last scene? - I did the necktie scene.
Yes, I realize that, of course. But I'm also an actress.
Hi, Les.
Daddy's a little out of touch, isn't he?
It's not exactly the fast lane, but it's kind of fun.
I'm sorry. I feel guilty. You feel guilty. I'm sorry.
I thought you'd be more like one of them liberators.
We can rule Southwest General together.
...I really dug your message, man.
He'll be one more week in London. Then he definitely...
Oh, that!
Oh, God! I begged you to get therapy.
One more thing...
How can I get it back tomorrow? How can a total stranger enrage me?
Don't play hard to get.
Dorothy.
You know what I'd do if somebody did this to me?
Cathy Campbell, please call your office.
What's the matter?
Not so fast, not so fast. Slower.
- A little overstated. - Really? Wait a minute!
That changed last weekend.
We're picking up your option for another year. Congratulations.
Tootsie, take 10.
- I know that, but does he? - Know what?
- Bravo! - That was Julie's mother's name.
...and then I'll have pain and wait by the phone.
No, wait a minute. Look at it from my side.
Rape is not a laughing matter.
Any preference of shots on this one?
I saw his eyes. I was in trouble.
Our future ex-tape editor spilled a bottle of celery tonic...
You're making a fool out of women? They'll kill you!
I mean, your needing $8000 and her leaving you exactly that much.
I don't like you. It's not funny.
Terry Bishop's doing Iceman. You promised to send me up for that.
Get him!
- What? - They wouldn't let me read.
- Push in for a close-up. - Not too close!
Oh, I love you.
...sometimes I think what they really want is to be men.
question is in the last analysis
Your violin sunk. It's at the bottom of the lake.
Nobody in Hollywood will either. I can't even get you a commercial.
...whose music was everything to Anthea. It was her whole life.
I'm glad you came.
I should tell you to shove your play.
Scotch and bourbon.
That a guy could be honest enough to walk up to me and say...
Sheer Heaven.
I think the one closest to the bathroom.
...seeing the empty pillow where...
I just love your daughter to pieces.
That way if anybody wants to reach me, they can talk to me.
I felt there was an aura between us when I saw it.
I was always waiting for these rosebuds to open.
It could be for me. Answer as Dorothy.
I don't take this shit from friends, only from lovers.
Sandy, I want you.
Nobody wants to watch people living next to chemical waste!
Extremely.
...as John and Ethel Barrymore...
And it's not changed.
Yes, here.
- What? Followed me home? - I didn't have the courage to phone you.
They stalked it for a couple hours.
I must keep my wits tonight.
With improvisation, you're the writer. When somebody writes a play...
TV 2. Straight ahead, first right.
You know, since my dad met you, he's your biggest fan.
Yes. I was wrong not to.
Why shouldn't you influence me?
Oh, Anthea!
Can I have more cottage cheese?
But you're too much trouble.
Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey, the great actor or the great waiter...