Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She writes beautiful, sweeping, romantic, epic love stories... - (Laughing)

Just admit the books are cheesy.

love her! And she's staying here,

Did Jesus have a last name?

Unless you'd like to quit.

(Whispers): Okay.

(Scoffs) It's nothing.

You'll help me convince them.

What are you doing?

That was a creative decision.

Angelique Harper is not cheesy, all right?

"Of music. Of romance.

Jane's ex-fiancé, Michael.

- (Laughs) - "Does he... ?"

Planned on dropping off my chapter at Angelique's,

Okay, I want to remind you about something,

I don't want you to feel that way.

Xiomara: Mm-hmm.

you're gonna think it's because I don't think

to measure the amount of endorphins or something?

Juan Rodrigo Castillo, Interplanetary Detective?

I would never. (Scoffs)

his lips on her mouth""

Can I ask you a question?

Soul-crushing, frankly.

Latin lover narrator: But never did an answer mean more to Jane

- Was that my ex-wife? - Uh,

We're not having a baby!

And guess what?

Are you testing me?

- Care to join me? - Maybe another time.

Is there some sort of test you can run,

Unless, of course, you'd like to quit.

Uh, my mother's necklace.

because she still hadn't gotten a visit from Aunt Flo.

it was as if she had been transformed

"does he eat what you serve him without complaint?"

I'm repeating myself.

So you're not putting on a show just for me?

If I fire you, you get a payout.

- Jane! - Hey, Alex.

- Now zip it. (Chuckles) - (Audience laughs)

- We need to talk. - Okay,

- I'm sorry to hear that. - And, look, she would kill me

You cannot judge it by its title.

I was freaking out.