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If you want to get along with Gloria,
( muttering )
So you really like my cooking?
I didn't know it was going to turn out like this.
Gloria isn't a barbarian.
Throw this away.
Come on, where are the... Here they are.
( Odd Couple theme playing )
All right, Felix,
She'll see me again?
Buddy?
You'll drink it, you'll relax,
It was a combination of things.
One hasn't changed entirely.
Look, don't be afraid. I'll handle everything.
Mmm.
That I don't like filthy canvas?
You haven't changed.
It's next to godliness.
Yeah, well, I'll remember that.
Can you imagine how tough that was on me?
Sweet dreams, Felix.
You went over there to make an evening of success, right?
( crowd cheering on television )
Felix, Felix, Felix,
Attaboy. I knew you could do it.
I can't find my teddy bear. Good night.
( coughs, groans with disgust )
when I pushed the piano
Mm-hmm. I learned that in medical school.
You started to get on her about her housekeeping.
Oscar, relax. He probably didn't notice.
( romantic music playing )
Yeah.
No, not in the wastebasket, on the floor.
Come on, here, Felix, nibble.
How did... What did you do?
and with a lady in the house?
and the two of them will live sloppily ever after.
Don't get excited, buddy.
What's wrong with you two?
What difference does it make?
You're talking back again.
He says, "How is it?" I say, "It's great."
Well, I'm sure it was your fault.
just leave it alone, will you?
Yeah, aim for the couch and miss,
Gloria doesn't want anybody like me.
but you're a lot of trouble
Great.
( wailing ): What's the use?
You want it with or without a twist?
Felix, we're not here to make any deals.
Put them on the table.
Look, a candy on the floor.