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( snoring )
Come on, will you, Felix?
at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison.
You're sure you're not mad at me?
That request came from his wife.
These wings are soiled. They're not soiled.
Oh, this is nothing; you should've seen my cloud.
No, I didn't. I didn't say a word. I was good.
On the floor?
He's going to be fine.
All right, stand up.
No wonder Gloria blew her stack.
Come on, let's play.
Oscar, I have to get up very early tomorrow morning.
I remember when I was a little kid...
You get one part vodka, see,
I know it, I know it, but I can't help it.
Where are you going? I don't know, I'm going to be independent
But why do you have to be so gosh darn clean?
What do you say?
I say, "Felix, it's the best meal I ever had in my whole life."
Oscar Madison.
You're not weird.
that I spoiled your evening with Nancy.
since my dinner was such a hit.
It's usually very effective.
You told her something about the vegetables?
It's good.
Another one?
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