Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've got to stop putting your mother ahead of me. We have a date.

- Take me car. - Unh.

Hey, Bart, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's Black Hawk helicopter?

...our whole family gets a free trip to the awards ceremony in Orlando.

Well, if I may dust off an old chestnut: Ay caramba.

The boy can read.

Okay. There's a lot of low cards in that hand.

You can help me play "Halloween Hit and Run."

I was out for two weeks and then went back in.

But for now, I need my tongue to talk to you.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Open your gullet, you human blob.

Oh, this is the worst thing I've ever done.

...she's just a real teacher who comes in every day no matter what.

Good Lord. I may lose Edna forever.

I only hung out with Krabappel because Skinner blew her off.

And although Rover here may not know it...

Mmm, that's good satire

Willie, you're no stranger to the inner workings of the female mind.

"Russia, Great Britain and France had formed an entente cordiale..."

You know what made me feel better about myself?

Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age.

...the Teacher of the Year. Then she'll feel appreciated.

Oh, Lord, it's only Wednesday.

There's one person I'd like to thank for this.

All right, Seymour.

Mrs. K, if you win this here learning derby...

- Was that the war with Hitler or Merlin? - Oh, you idiot. Merlin was in Vietnam.