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EH, I DIDN'T WANT TO AROUSE SUSPICION, NORMIE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THAT YOU, TOO, SUBSCRIBE TO THAT MYTH

WELL, I JUST FIGURED IT WAS TIME

UH, W-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

BOY, YOU GOT IT BAD.

I, Cliff Clavin, am Dave's twin. We're both drunks but deny it.

I GOT THE GREATEST GHOST STORY EVER TOLD.

AW, WHY DID SHE STAND ME UP?

SURE THEY WEREN'T MOSQUITOES?

MAYBE I'LL GET IT THROUGH MY THICK HEAD

I MEAN, HE NEVER GOT MARRIED, HE NEVER WENT WITH GIRLS,

* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

I MEAN, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE WELCOMNBM.

NO, SAM. TONIGHT WASN'T REALLY ALL THAT UNUSUAL FOR ME.

MY GOD, WHAT A HORRIBLE SIGHT!

GUESS WHO I AM.

* DAY AFTER DAY

I DIDN'T DANCE WITH HER, NORM.

AND THE NITROGEN-RICH ALLIGATOR GUANO.

YEAH. SHE'S AT A PAY PHONE ACROSS THE STREET.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. THE GUY ON THE CANNONS. HE'S INCREDIBLE.

TO ASK A GIRL OUT. [LAUGHS]

SO, WHO'S NEXT TO CHILL US WITH A SCARY STORY, EH?

WHILE YOU STILL HARBOR TORTURED LONGINGS FOR ME,