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( turns radio off )

Thanks, I will.

There have been unfortunate occurrences, yes.

I'll fix it up for you right as rain.

to undertake the task of arresting yourself?

Well, hear this.

The entire camp will be punished

Blow up his headquarters?

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times,

VON PLATZEN: I hope so, Klink, for your sake.

in a search for further explosive.

Is there nothing I can do?

Now, he is due to arrive here any moment.

Ah... and your explanation, Colonel Dugan?

All right, all right, this is what we've got to do.

As long as you're inspecting, sir,

Perhaps had we met at another time,

Why should you be?

to get rid of a kommandant as hard,

by tearing out each nail with his teeth.

But the commander who will alter the course of history

Well, you told us to think big, Colonel.

Another day here, and I would order you shot.

Trouble, Colonel?

Kommandant Klink wants to see you in his office.

Yeah, well, it's Hogan, sir.