Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This man would do anything to have me removed.

Look at it this way-- it's tax deductible.

Either you got it or you haven't.

Order a staff car to take me back to Berlin.

Carter, what made you think of taking out the motor?

Search everybody.

Raus, everybody, raus!

And your-- how would you say it-- your, um...

We work together good.

of an ammunition train.

Thirty days in The Cooler!

Uh, by the way, Kommandant,

Now, I will find those responsible and...

A tunnel is what it is.

I am getting very shaky from your assurances, Klink.

Sometimes I DO crave the taste of human meat...

And Colonel Hogan... Yeah?

Where's my monocle?

It's a very interesting trait of character, Klink.

The truck with the dogs.

another place, we might have even become friends.

So, a model camp, Klink.

All right. Sounds reasonable enough.

I think it's a thunderstorm.

Don't oversell, right?

...many thanks.

You have passed your first test, Klink.

instead of having to deal with men

CBS presents this program in color.

Raus, everybody!

I assure you If I had not been a dictator I would not have gotten away with that one

Hey, Schultz! Schultz!