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Who's Gerhardt Hapsburg?
Have you ever seen the movie "Secret Touchings"?
Do you remember the movie "Footloose", where those evil kids won in the end?
I love my wife.
Go on.
His highness is quite taken und invites you to dine next to him.
- You're actually considering this? - Of course I'm considering it.
No. Please, come in.
When Gerhardt was born, the doctor told his mother and cousin
This is almost like something out of a fairy tale.
Wow. She's gorgeous. And surprisingly age-appropriate.
- You mean like a dog birthday party? - Oh. That's better.
You're going to make a mistake tonight.
that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my own age.
What? You have to take me with you.
So now it's a date? I thought I could never be your date, Jack.
But it’s so smooth
- It's been a while. You look good. - Thank you.
like Delilah took strength from Samson in that movie.
What exactly did you study in college?
You're strong now.
Oh, yeah.