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You've just met. I've had pairs of pantyhose longer.
bummer girl broke up
There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?".
Mommy really wanted to get married, so Daddy said, "All righty".
That is, unless the man has spunk that's like the rotten egg buffet.
- You've got funky tasting spunk. - What?
That shit is funky!
- Have you got a smoke? - I quit.
- oak? - It's mostly maple.
It's not gay, if it's you.
is while you can emotionally move away from each other,
I'm sorry it's taking me so long
I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane.
We should order.
Sorry, but who else can I talk to about this?
with the right man it can be fabulous.
oK, I gotta go.
I’m your Booth Bitch @stickbulb
Who wants to split a Rubin?
- He told me at the furniture show. - What was he doing there?
Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to pull it apart.
But is it really that cut and dry?
They should put that on the pack to cut back sales.
It's not logical. This is love.
Not nearly enough.